Star Wars has sucked since Return of the Jedi. Hayden Christiansen sucked. Jar Jar sucked, then Rey and Kylo took suckiness to a whole new level.
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Star Wars has sucked since Return of the Jedi. Hayden Christiansen sucked. Jar Jar sucked, then Rey and Kylo took suckiness to a whole new level.
Wait a minute, I though Jar Jar sucked on purpose because he was a Sith Lord in disguise? I though Return of the Jedi sucked until I learned later that the party at the end was about the Ewoks celebrating all the free meat from the slain Storm Troopers. After I learned that I had to slide ROTJ back into the "cool" column.
ROTJ was a masterpiece compared to the Disney filth being put out.
I'm still hoping that a cool director will come along and make Star Wars great again.
I looked at the new movies a little differently. I thought the prequels were aimed at... no one. But the Force Awakens and Rogue One were for today's 12 year olds. They weren't for 46 year old me. That realization made it much easier for me to simply sit back and enjoy.
I'm 38, and TFA is my favourite out of all of them. Also, Rogue squadron didn't even have a light sabre battle. What's with that?
Maybe no lightsaber fights because no one in Rogue One were jedi (except possibly Blind dude being force sensitive in some manner)... They're rogue. They're pilots and stuff, no need for lightsabers. Blasters will do.
So uncivilised.
I actually laugh-snorted at that reply. Well played, sir. :)
I definitely wouldn't subject a young child's mind to the subversive messages those movies convey.