Steemit users never die
Steemit users never die.
They simply power up.
Man with gun: Give me all your Cash!
You: Don't shoot! Here's my wallet password.
Man with gun: Where is your wallet?
You: In the clouds.
A trader after a market crash: “This is worse than divorce. I lost half my net worth yet still have a wife.”
I gave my girlfriend bitcoins to but new shoes. I asked when I'd see her again. She said "Next week I'll be a block away."
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:) you never cease to amaze me hugh. Nice one
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put a kitten in the plot and everything is awesome... hahahah.. nice one... upvoting it..
lol! Better than Lego's ;) Thank you :)
i like the gifs lol
lol I'm happy :)
I noticed that you are a very good user. I would like some advice from you if you can. As I am the beginner you have a tip to help me a lot
Absolutely! Scroll down my page- I have written a lot on how to succeed on Steemit :) If you have further questions after checking out the articles, please comment with your question and I will be happy to answer it :)