He couldn't help but feel a little short-changed by his Kitten Death Touch superpower.
7 years ago in #funny by b00m (66)
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haha dies from his own static electricity
It does look like a heaving big ball of it!
Why did it have to be kittens!? Why couldn't it just affect those hooman hating variety!?
Its always the way, they can never choose those powers they are given, its a terrible burden and a boon
he'll feel better about it when he tries it on a full grown pussy
But if it dies too!!!
The pussy killer, not so glamorous a name!
That kitten deserves a prize from the acting academy!
That death touch would be extraordinary to put a lot of politicians to sleep.
Rats flee because the "death touch" is coming!
Greetings.
Ding Dong! Anyone there? His nose was like a button of self destruction xD