An old joke but still gets me every time :D

in #funny9 years ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?

Still, no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no ears?

Can't hear? Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no ears and no genitalia?

Still. No fucking eye deer !