The Heat wave moving through Texas right now is almost about to break records at 109 degrees.
Watching the weather forecast on local TV is almost hard to believe. Records for consecutive days in Tripple digits that have stood for 30 years are being shattered. The heat wave here is expected to end next week and cool way down to about 95 degrees which is still miserable but at least sane to try and work outside. The temperature is bad enough but when you figure in relative humidity it feels like 125-130 degrees. Here is a chart to help understand relative humidity.
The fake news has even entered the weather room for the last week! This is how the news should read regarding weather in these parts to be βfair and balancedβ........
THURSDAY: Have you ever massaged the burner on your stove while on hi? How about trying to French Kiss a hot truck muffler? If not the expected high today of 106 would feel very similar to either of those two things.
FRIDAY: Imagine having a welding torch lit in your car when you open the car door. The exteeem heat will melt the skin of your face like lobster butter. If your lucky enough to have any energy left after 30 min out in the sun, consider yourself to have Alien DNA because no human can be comfortable with this nonsense. Todayβs high of 107 is only 1 degree hotter than yesterday so shut up and deal with it.
FRIDAY: Imagine getting invited to the Devils house in Hell for dinner and the SUN also got an invite and is sitting across the table from you. You find out that the devil has arranged a marriage between you and the SUN. You are commanded to have children soon! Todayβs Expected High of 109 degrees will tie a record from 1980. With a heat index of infinity......half the State of Texas is expected to either die or move to Oklahoma where itβs much cooler.
SATURDAY: Even though your at the lake and actually in the water, your STILL gonna be sweating like a Kentucky Derby Racehorse. Beer is impossible to keep cold because well.....Bionic Sun Lazer Beams are no match for plain ole frozen water. Todayβs high of 106 is enough to ruin your day in boiling lake coves.
SUNDAY: Expeced High is 103....the SUN was heard saying on CNN this morning that he was giving Texas a break and gonna chill out....
MONDAY: Today is Sponsored & brought to you by the βSUNβ......on your drive to work these billboard messages are everywhere. With an expect high of 105 people are wondering if it will ever end.
TUESDAY: SHUT DOWN The AIR-CONDITIONING in your house....today itβs only an expected high of 95 degrees.....Quit being such a pussy!!!!!!!! ππππ³π³π³
My situation looks at lot like this right now.....going outside is Stupid. The roofs where I work are 165 degrees, you can feel the heat through the soles of your shoes. Being Broncnutz ainβt easy right now.......
I try not to complain about the heat in the summer because we have such freaking cold winters but this year has been the exception. We had a heat wave here that lasted a couple weeks and it was pretty much unbearable just to be outside. It literally felt like your face was going to melt right off. We set records for temperatures for the first two weeks of July with the humidity bringing things to almost 50βC. I canβt imagine what it must feel like there right now. A roof is the last place on earth you must want to be.
You just made the heat turn cold by the sense of humour attached.
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OK why not try Nigeria and you'll know all those exxagerated explanations of the daily temperature truly exist in their proto form?
Nigeria: OMG, you got married to the sun! And you are having a baby for him! πππ
πππ your reply was so funny I added it!!!!!!
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No I didn't kiss. But I have kissed my girlfriend thousand of times.
Geez, that is frickin hot!
Lol, Depict sweltering climate in the interesting technique.
OG @broncnutz if your brain doesn't reach the boiling level there, and you have 5 minutes to spare, you can read my very first post where I talk about myself and stuff:) That would be an awesome gift for a noobie minnow. Anyways keep your nuts hang OG!
Ohh with the Global warming and the glaciers melting the steep increase in temprature has really become a very big problem. 105 is actually very ,the heat and humidity level is just uminaginable.
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Wow! Keep hydrated bro!
The whole enviornment is talking a different shape
I listen westren countries are very cool but it's too hot . Lolz
Use of AC , fridges, cutting trees etc produces much heat in the atmosphere . That's why it's too much heat
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Hahaha describe hot weather in funny method .
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Lol Great sence of humor i got scared.
Holy mother of infernos! It may in fact be cooler in actual hell right now. Is there anyway you can water down those roofs to get some the heat off them and then use misters or would that just raise the humidity?
You just made the heat cool because of my sense of humor JAJAJAJAJAJA, excellent, excellent
Very high temperature there this is too hot to handle take care
Hello Friend great work from you.
Heat Index(relative temperature to the human body,
factoring in temperature AND humidity)
was too high; we had a Black Flag day...
No Physical Fitness,
no Outside Training..
The body's ability to cool itself is Greatly diminished..