Funny flirty one liners

in #funny8 years ago

1)Did you fall from heaven? No I crawled out from Hell. No wonder your really Hot!

2)If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

3)Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

4)'ll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

5)I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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