RANDOM JOKE 5

in #funny6 years ago

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So, this dude dies and goes to hell and meets the devil in front of the gates of hell. The devil sees him and starts talking to him - "I know who you are and I know why you are here.Doesn't matter now, come and pick your punishment, boy".
So, they start walking around to find a punishment for the dude cos of his sins. He sees alot of ppl being boiled alive by little devils , being beaten by them, being raped by them, and , of course, he doesn't want that and he continues to walk on. Not soon later the dude sees a sexy chick doing a blowjob to a crucified man and says to the devil:
-"Now thats a punishment for me!"
The devil yells at the chick- "Sweetie, your shift is done for today! This boy will carry on from here! "

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