Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam
@byfive Lol, nice joke!