RE: Things a man over forty should never say: Silly conversation starter... or a wife's diabolical plot against her husband?

[catonwheels]

I still have second hand embarrassment from the time my boss asked a lady who came in when her baby was due. The baby was six months old. That was a sharp lesson let me tell you. Never ask "when are you due" if you don't know for 110% they are actually pregnant. And "are you pregnant" might just end with a slap in the face!