HAHA Project Day 1: The Watermelon Story / Proyecto Jaja Día 1 : Cuando te ataca la patilla

in #funny7 years ago

Okay are you ready? ¿Están listos?

I got something for ya, it's a project for laugh every day or week or hour, depending of your mood :p

Tengo algo para uds, un proyecto para que se rían cada día semana, u hora, dependiendo de vuestro humor :p

What it is?--------------------------> Historias cortas, tuyas , mías o nuestras

¿Qué es lo que es? ---------------> Short stories, mine yours or ours

Goal /Meta : Reírse/ Laugh. Simple. As life and chorizos <3

Today, I have the watermelon story, 1000% out of 100% of truth

Hoy, les tengo la historia de la patilla, 1000% de certeza de 100%

¡Pillen!

THE ENEMY /EL ENEMIGO

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Let's start with the legend, my dear Abuelita, told me how his father was working in a Conuco and then after a hard day of work, at midday he drank a watermelon juice and died afterwards. Therefore, she said that watermelon was evil, she avoided eating it, and she even didn't like that we ate it, specially when we had a cold because that fruit was "cold". Some pictures so you get the idea:

The Abuelita

A conuco

The enemy...

My recent story with the enemy, I was taking a shower with the rain and eating the enemy, a slice of it, I put it on a murito and then when I wanted to take another bite I was electrified with its power!!

Here's a Murito :

it's for real, I was electrified by a slice of watermelon. This is no joke...my sis @iaso can confirm it.

Here you can listen to the whole story in spanish, since I passed this audio to a friend.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwPK-X5SS_DecC1OeXBtM1E1NmM/view?usp=sharing

Remember,¡ Be careful of el Enemigo!

Hope you liked the REAL story, remember to have a good day and laugh, who wants to be a raisin?

No one, that's not sexy :p

Fuente: 1 2 3

Muchas gracias! / Thanks for watching!

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Thank you!!

si quieres te une a nuestro grupo de face https://www.facebook.com/groups/136847473563013/

Hay que organizarnos, ya hay como 3 grupos de FB! D:
En la unión está la fuerza, hey @humoalex es contiiigo!

si nosotros somos la gran mayoria de barquisimeto de todos modos si te quieres unir estamos a la orden ....

Qué genial! nunca he ido a Barquisimeto :D

es belicismo, bueno ahora parece zona de guerra por la situación país es triste, pero mas triste es la gente que muere por ello ....

Todo en este mundo pasa. Esto también, ¡hay que tener fe!
Y con gusto entonces, conoceré esa ciudad.¡ Un abrazo!

te esperamos solo avisa!! hehehe

Y muchísimas gracias por la invitación @carbunco10 un honor :D

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Se ve exquisita esa patilla! jeje Te voto para apoyarte, te espero en mi blog.
Un abrazo!

Gracias! y con gusto!