Some Monday Wisdom For The Male Species

in #funny8 years ago

After dealing with my ex this weekend I needed some serious laughter in my life and I happened to stumble upon this. I could not stop smirking and laughing out laud while reading it. What went through my head . . . . . . . . . . ? Smile, Wink Wink.


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Every time you speak to your wife, your mind should remember that…. “This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes”.


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Hold your wife’s hand in the mall, because if you let go she will start shopping. It looks romantic, but it’s actually very economical.


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Love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.


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Ladies, this one is for you as the woman in me could not resist this ugly truth from a mans point of view. Enjoy your snack ladies.


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Keep loving, smiling, reading, writing and voting!!!

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It's so sad how they can generalize everything about women and not see our individuality. This stereotypical attitude that women are all alike just adds to the perception that when things go wrong, it's the woman's emotion or our time of the month, etc. In some societies, women rule! And now women are making advances in male dominated areas. One day we will have our day. Your humor was good and well earned!

Thank you cabbagepatch for your excellent comment. The men needs an excuse and justification for their lack of action. At least we can laugh at it because we know better. I want to believe that there are still a few decent men out there.

That smeeeeagle Meme just made my day 😂😂😂

Glad I could assist stackin. Sometimes all we need is humor even if we have to laugh at ourselves.

Totally agree 😭😬

haha really funny actually. nice post. Followed ;)

Thank you curlyhead. I have learned that if you cannot laugh at them, laugh with them at least. We do know better though, treat us with love, respect and honesty and half the battle is won.

Not sure I should vote for this.

Thank you ocrdu. Only innocent humor here, no pun intended. Some women can still laugh and appreciate their endless list of flaws.

As long as my head isn't bitten off, I can take a beating 8-).

You're my kind of man. Thanks and keep smiling.

Funny post. Laughter is the best medicine.

Agree 100%bloomberg215, thank you. Rather laugh than cry, it is far more beneficial.

Funny Post !!!
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Sorry to hear about having to deal with your ex all weekend, but it definitely was great inspiration for a funny post! Some of these jokes were pretty hilarious - especially the one about baptizing the cat. Which one of them made you laugh the most? Keep sharing, you're brightening so many days with this one!

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Thank you mikewong, I apprciate your comment. The saying: "What does't kill you makes you strong" is so true and I am grateful for my challenges as they help shape and form me. My favorite is the main photo, any beautiful women will turn into a smeegle if neglected and deceived for far too long.