Little Johnny went to school.
In the first class the teacher was talking about animals and she stated that humans are the only animals on the planet that stutter
on hearing that little Johnny's hand shot up no miss no you're wrong he protested but his teacher was adamant so little Johnny started telling the teacher the other day while I was walking my dog we walked around the corner and there was a cat the cat saw my dog and went fff ff fff but before he could say fuck my dog ate him!!
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