Hump Day Is Here!
Stop what you’re doing and go find anything with a product label warning. Some labels are useful and will no doubt assist consumers. Others are just silly and best enjoyed with a friend or a stiff drink. ENJOY...
Don’t Smell The Floor, It’s Slippery
Its Ok to Put Your Child In a Boat on Open Waters While Hovering Over Water
Don’t Put Your Child in a Boat on Open Waters and then Float Away Legless (people will freak out if you do)...trust me on this one
Don’t Hang a String of Beads from Your Anus While Sitting/Squating On The Toilet Seat
If You Don’t Know What You’re Buying Because You Don’t Read English (warning written in English)
Well, Because...(pause to think)...Well, You Never Know / Just to Be On the Safe Side
You Might Be an Idiot, Because You Know This Hot Coffee You Ordered IS Hot, but Here is a Warning Just To Be Safe
We Think You Don’t Care About Your Penis Or You’ve Never Used a Zipper
We Know You Hate Giving Your Child Baths, but This Is Not a Safe Alternative OR Turning this Clothing Inside-Out Will Reveal the Child You Misplaced Earlier
Share some funny warnings you’ve come across.
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