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Yeah! Just when I'm drunk! Yo-ho-ho! :)

me too, sometimes i even walk like one :))

Why yes I am........ AAAAaaaaRRRrGgGGGh!!!!

The Pirate life is not for me! When I was 13, we moved. We made pirate ship from the wardrobe boxes and used the metal bar that held the hangers as our swords. During my glorious death scene, I dropped the sword (bar) and fell to my death.
I end up landing on the bar. I cut the palm of my left hand and my right elbow as I landed on the bar. Both cuts required stitches and left scars.
It also left me unable to do much for myself because I could not use my left hand and had to keep my right arm straight. Yes, my Mom had to feed me like a baby. That is why the Pirate life is not for me.

oh yeah how unfortunate, friend of mine put on a Batman cape and became Batman jumped of 2nd floor balcony into a snow bank a broke his his arm, concussion it was sad, we laughed so hard

I used to Pirate movies, does that count?

I have bad scarring all down my right arm from a burn injury.

of course cause that's what pirates do they pirate stuff :)

I guess I'm lol internet pirate as I use torrents a lot hehe.

I don't have scars on my face most times but just 4 days ago I stumbled on wire and bumped my face on the corner of the wall and I got scars scratches on my right cheek and upper lip.

congrats you been baptized :)

If I have a parrot does that make me a pirate?

im a butt pirate

Only in my dreams :)

Good story funny

Im a pirate, movie fans.

great post. thank you.

I do my pirating like normal people in 2018... on the internet.

No, i am not a pirate, but i have visible scars.

Yes, pirate on the internet - used Torrents n stuff like that to view movies and now use a few sites to get pirated stuff online ;)

Always fancied myself as a bit of a Jack Sparrow. Then again, who doesn't?

i'm a pirate and so are you. i have many visible scars. what about you?

No, I'm not a pirate
but I have scars.

ARGHH NO but I wish I was!

that's okay just a little practice and you'll do good:)

I am not pirate coz i afraid of water :D

Not to my Knowledge.

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