I don't believe this happened!
But I crossed 500 followers (except that one guy who keeps following and unfollowing me everyday, I will find you!)
This feels great, Steemit , thanks for adopting me!
Thanks for following me... all my undead followers.
As a token of appreciation, I'm giving away 1 sbd to a person who comments with the best rhyme on this post.
The rhyme/rap should be original.
It can be two lines or 200, make it funny!
(image courtesy: Pixabay)
500 followers, every single day
passing through your tracks
while you proudly lead the way
just please my dear, do not forget
to close the bathroomdoor
cause 501 peeps in a tiny space
will leave a bloody mess on the floor
Congrats <3
I just met you in discord
Not long ago
Twisting your words
Weaving within chat's feverish flow
I'm not surprised
you've reached So many people
In every chat You're working hard
Constructing that which is speakable
So now you're at 500
Save for that one indecisive dude
Congratulations are in order
Congratulations from me to you
( : Tried to make it funny. Funny fail. Hah
My lame attempt at a haiku haha
Entire visit
A cunning, loud snare drumming
in spite of the blunt
500 so soon? Wow who the heck would assume
No follow for follows, just you being you
All of this done while playing lots of DOTA video games too!
Pew Pew, blast blast. DieBitch they scream
As they see their avatar die on the video screen
That’s just how it goes on that other “steam”
Rather than funny posts and occasional parodies
That make up her steemit blog it seems
Congratulations on 500 followers, our comedy queen.
She said he said she said
But I don't really remember
I just know I love your smile
Even though it's still long till september
Writing intensely watching words
I woke to your 500 followers post
Not the best you've ever written alas
I like still the dancing squirrels most
These words keep on going oh no
how to find the end before it drags
I'll stop before you even know it
Just remember: upvotes not flags
If this is you before coffee , the world should be scared of a caffeine fueled philosopher
Nah. Me after coffee is more like: why do I write again?
We write because it's difficult to capture our thoughts
You're the winner, I love this!
Sending 1 SBD
To find the person that you seek,
This link you must take a peek.
What you may not know,
is that your followers ebb and flow.
https://steem.makerwannabe.com/@diebitch/followers/1
Congratulations on 500 followers
Here, i brought some FLOWERS (LOL)
Aww thanks T3
Congratulation my friend :)
Well played! was it fun completing Monkey Kong, what's up next Grand Theft Auto? I've almost done a mile on this threadmill it's a ton of fun and then you...@diebitch
Hello @diebitch, can I take you to the beach to give you some peach. I am happy for you, and want to celebrate you. I wanna congratulate you though I may be late. Haha. Does it rhyme?
Kind of
Lol, I will present you with a better rhyme later in the day. My head is spinning for now. Do you have a favorite word you want the rhyme to revolve in?
Orange
It's strange how I drove my Range( hey, I don't even own a Skate board, talk more of a bike. Haha) across the bridge to a level plane beside the crane just to get to the city of Custard littered with mustard to see Mister Richard that owns an Orchard stacked with Oranges.
Please manage the above gibberish. 🙈
Roger that. 😀
Hello@diebitch
Steemit all the way.
Great post tnx for sharing I just upvoted.
Check out my new posts if you can plz
upvote resteem comment @gclipse
Hello there .. Happy to see you get 500! Congratulations!!! Here's a quick one from me :)
I am sure,
You'll get many more
I am sure,
We'll not feel bore
To such heights,
You will soar
One day you will be
part of Steemit's folklore! :)
Enjoy ur success my friend! Above all - have fun! Take care!
Upvoted you 100%!
Follow me back if you like my comments/posts!
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loved reading all the poems in your comment section. :)hahahaha! congratulations!!! i just passed 400 with @nobyeni being #400!!! coincidence that she won your contest too???? crazy! hehehehe