how about this one ... luckily he chose to play cricket... his name is -Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas.
Vass to Bond: “Hi, what’s your name?”
Bond: “I am Bond. James Bond. And you?”
Vaas: “I am Vaas… Chaminda Vaas… Joseph Chaminda Vaas… Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas… Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas… Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas.”
Bond fainted!