Damn turkeys. The wild ones are everywhere these days. Thanksgiving dinner with a side of glass.
Maam, there's something on your windshield
8 years ago in #funny by donkeypong (75)
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That brave turkey sacrificed himself in order to cause a distraction so his fellow turkeys could do this...
Turkey's are obviously , basically dishonest ,then?
I always wondered why Turkey was everywhere in stores for Thanksgiving (and Christmas) but rarely seen the rest of the year.
Its because turkeys only lay once a year. And they are big, and juicy, and dumb right at this time of year.
don't have to go to the supermsrket :)
Why did the turkey cross the road...?
... to show he wasn't chicken!
Good one
need more turkey hunters.
I'm telling you, man, turkeys are assholes!
In Turkey class the next day... "You see fellow Turkey's, this is why we do not fly...this is what happens"
When I lived in Nebraska for a few years I had a couple turkeys run into the side of my car in a snow storm... I guess my black SUV looked like a cave?! ha
Look in #Government, they are everywhere!!!!
Yikes!
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