Making Sense of this Masterpiece

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

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Departing from a sports stadium, I snapped this photo. It was an afterthought for months, stowing away in my files. But there is a story in nearly every photograph and I finally came back to interpret this one. So let’s take a closer look. It shows several kayaks and other small watercraft in the bay just beyond the stadium.

From there, we’ll move from left to right on your blockchain.

On the left, it appears that the kayaks further out (along with the catamaran) may be leaving. The game is over and the beer is getting warm, so why stick around?

Moving on to the front row, we have a kayak or canoe on the left side. The guy sitting in back looks very uncomfortable. A tall guy can only bend his legs that much for so long. Wait a second…is the woman in front giving him a foot rub? Now that’s cool.

The dude in the next watercraft is wet from the waist down. He’s also facing the wrong direction, away from the stadium where people on watercrafts get to watch the game for free through a gate in the wall. Did this dude jump in to catch a fly ball? Doubtful, since it would have been a home run, and having attended this game myself, I don’t remember any long balls exiting the stadium in that general direction.

Fun facts: Wrong Way Ray is sitting on a paddleboard, not a kayak. And it’s tied to the first kayak, even though he’s facing the opposite way. Reminds me of a sidecar. Paddleboard Pedro must be the kayak’s sidekick.

Continuing in the right direction on your blockchain, we next see what appears to be a second paddleboard.

This one has a woman on it. She has her legs in the air as it appears that something is falling over. What is that? A cooler, a TV, a flotation device, or a way for ET to phone the mothership, perhaps.

Is she connected with Spacecase Sam? Perhaps. That could be the beer cooler that is falling over or else she's kickboxing with a life preserver. And if this woman ends up with a wet ass when she falls over, then I could see her with Ray/Pedro/Sam, though it’s the other watercraft that seems to have him on the end of a leash. What a catch.

To the right, the flotilla continues with another threesome of flotsam and jetsam. It appears that No Shirt shaved his chest, except for a patch in the middle to remind all of his masculinity. Perhaps there’s a team logo shaved into his hairy patch, but I can’t see it from here. The next guy seems to be paddling a two-person kayak, but with only himself to blame.

Why didn’t these guys double up in one boat and save on the rental fee?

They probably each need their own to demonstrate hetero-masculinity, even though they chose matching turquoise kayaks. Or perhaps Hairy Patch wanted to do barrel rolls and Shadow Beard opted out to stay dry on his own log. Then there is Paddleman, whose face we cannot see because he’s hidden behind his oar. He’s actually auditioning for a movie role in the next superhero flick in which the hero has magical powers connected to an oar. Is that a jet ski he’s paddling or a muscular kayak?

Upon further review, the catamaran isn’t leaving. All binoculars on board are trained on the kayaks. Two men in black are sitting there and trying hard not to look like government agents, while the third put a huge orange jacket over the standard government issue suit. Now the hidden kayak with the superstructure and paddle-faced superhero makes more sense.

This scene is pregnant with anticipation.

Something was about to go down just when it was snapped. If I had been recording video rather than snapping still images, I might have found out what. But alas, I kept on walking. My guess is that 007 will soon crash the party and make glorious use of each type of watercraft. But if the boat people dock before their return paddle, they might want some hot dogs for the ride home.

In that scenario, 007’s main task might be forcing the stadium concessionaires to re-open even though the game has concluded. And get an elliptical machine for that damsel in pink, since she seems to be playing air guitar. Wait, I just realized that Bond is already in the picture. He’s the guy getting a foot rub on the left (he’s Bond, so the women line up to give him foot rubs). Got a horrible case of jock itch there and thanks to the lady for putting out that fire.

Name’s Bond. Goldbond. Next time, try Tinactin or a barrel roll in salt water. I hear it's great for toenail fungus.

No offense intended towards anyone in the picture or anyone viewing it.

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This was hilarious! But more importantly, unique and super interactive- I had to keep going back to the picture which at first glance seemed so quiet but as your story of it unfolded it suddenly became very busy. Awesome, now I'm considering so many photos I've taken without really looking at.

When I started, I thought I'd get one or two paragraphs out of it, but there turned out to be a lot going on in the picture.

Hahahaha. You don't know how much I enjoyed this post! I had to go to the image many times to make sure of what you were saying. You're great! From a casual and lifeless image, you have turned it into a piece to look at a thousand times and from each look to make a story. And is it final? A jewel. I've heard it said that salt water is good for foot fungus, so do like the other, who also for having fungus, threw himself into the sea and is on his back because he feels sorry for it. Thank you for making this moment fun, @donkeypong

Yes, I thought it was lifeless also, but then I took a close look and was surprised at the amount of action taking place.

I had a pretty heavy day, I go to steemit and I get with your publication that I change the day, have a nice time and I imagined what you say and it caused me a lot of laughter

I would like to relax on a sunny day, beach and sand, I really need it

Glad that it helped lighten your day.

Hello Friend how are you? I'm going to catch up with your previous story
It gave me a lot of laughter that the woman is touching the feet of the tall man, maybe that's a good place for the time of massage will be relaxing and with sea water
Now I wonder what makes a board tied to the Kayaks and this board goes in front of the Kayaks
A photo can give you to understand many things hahaha I laughed a little tonight with you @donkeypong

He could not see in the image if those people at the end are going out or coming in haha they seem both
The three men must have hoed a Kayaks for the three of them somewhat wider if they wanted to go together haha
Certainly a picture you can put the description your way
The woman seems to be on the gym carpet hahaha I could laugh a lot today with this picture

Lots of laughs when you look closely.

Name’s Bond. Goldbond.

Ha ha. This whole thing was funny. I like that you gave them all names. Please do a new post if any of them ever contact you and let you know their thoughts about your thoughts about them. You track that? Good. :)

Hhaha this is so funny - love your outlook

I need a long time to understand your picture and story. But I can see the humor of the image you are displaying. Various pictures of people with various characters. That is how life in this world has various kinds of characters in the people in it. Success for you.

While I was reading I looked at the image again and again to associate what you said with what everyone is doing and really enjoy it, I repeat that your imagination has no limits, from a photo where people do not move you made several conjectures their positions
That the salty agus is good for the fungi of the feet, was the lid of the jar hahahahahahahaha very funny

You're the lid of my jar. :)

Dear @Donkeypong Friends You've forced me to laugh with your imagination. I do not believe that your brain imagines that fierce. Ha ha ha What is a fun fantasy in these lines (Next time, try tinkactin or barrel roll in salt water. I have heard that this is very good for Tunnel Fungus.) At 5:20 am in our country at this time The minutes are happening. It was very fun reading your imaginative post, the brain became fresh. thank you for your imagery mind.

Tunnel fungus at 5:20. I love it!

In fact, there may be many imagination for a picture in our brain. Imagine a different perspective if we visualize it from a different perspective. If we look at the senses of humor and satire, then there is no end to imagination. Thank you from the heart for the start of a good morning for me. Good day to you dear friend @donkeypong

The blue sea is very beautiful

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ha ha ha so funny bro.

LOL you made me laugh making creative funny stories about that photo @donkeypong