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RE: The Shit Post

in #funny8 years ago


And I figured it out, we're taking them to this post!! Here is where the shit has been brought, this post has the shit and is the shit, all of the shits are here!Did you know in Scotland they call it doing a shit? @meesterboom's story enlightened me to this fact and I was about to make fun of such a phrase until I thought about the phrase on this side of the ocean-taking a shit. And suddenly I wasn't so sure I had the right to make fun of him for doing shits, after all, where exactly are we taking these shits to?

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I tried my best. Things were looking good at the start. Apparently the rumors are not true though. A shit post does not trend. I guess it's back to the drawing board for me now... and I'll never listen to those people again. A hard lesson learned, but look on the bright side... I've nearly stopped saying shit.

Hm. I'm afraid that it just wasn't quite shitty enough for that. The shit posts that trend, they aren't good firm shits, they are straight up loose pooh pooh's. Maybe that's what happened here....there's good shit and there's bad shit, and you just don't know how to make bad shit, it's a shitty fact to face.

I think the world just isn't quite ready for my shit. Sometimes we get a bit gassed, but it's never wise to push. I did that here today and now I find myself attempting to clean it up as best I can. This will most likely remain as a shit stain on my record for many months to come...

Look at this way, one day, when you're famous, people will pay a fortune for your shit...this shit, every piece of shit you ever made.
They'll pay a much bigger fortune for This Man granted, and pieces such as duck fat, but even your shit will be gold ;)

EDIT: To be clear, I'm just running with the joke, because I really don't think that anything you do is shit, even when it's literally about SHIT, LOL.
But forget what I think, you need to know it. You do. If it's a slow day on the platform, if people are wrapped up in wars and rumors of wars whether they be the kind that governments make, or the kind that people make over nonsense, it's got nothing to do with you. Not jumping in this post to get away from it for a moment, to laugh at themselves and the world, that's their loss. And it's nothing to do with you.

Don't worry, I get it. Half asleep, going for the full meal deal now.

Old friend came to visit, just go on today. Saw your chat message. lol, not necessary. Half of it was my brother's new song plus the lyrics which I broke up, so probably seems like a lot, but not really. First part was a short story I wrote you and specified that no response was required.
You've written more in comment sections ;)

And I think it's time for.....
Tom Petty!!

...and I fucking love this song.

Me too!! I've listened to it twice now...think I'll go for a third, lol.