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RE: Which Type Are You?

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

The best women are mature women, if you can't get that then get one that is all 4 types.

  1. Horny in bed.
  2. "Fucks" when it's time to have make-up sex.
  3. Fist fight, when the mechanic doesn't fix up your car properly.
  4. Tongue lick cause she does fellatio.

Don't get

  1. Horny when you're out of town.
  2. Fuck you with court fees till you're broke and even your divorce lawyer hates you.
  3. Fist fight with your mom.
  4. Tongue whips you till you're a broken sad hen-pecked man.
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they should teach this shit in school instead of putting condoms on bananas