A hen came on Steemit...
... and made a shitpost!
"@dumar022, upvote this shitpost!"
"No, I won't!"
Then, the hen told him:
"Wait me here, @dumar022, I'll come back with a Big Whale and tell him to flag your little ass!"
And then found a user called @dumar022 and asked him:, @dumar022 answered.
So the hen came to the Big Whale and asked him:
"Big Whale, flag @dumar022's little ass!"
The Big Whale answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then, the hen told him:
"Wait me here, Big Whale, I'll be back with a whaler and I'll tell the hunters to kill you!"
So the hen came to the captain of a whaler and asked him:
"Captain, kill that whale for me!"
But the captain answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, captain, I'll be back with a bankers you took the loan from, to seize the ship from you!"
So the hen came to the bankers and asked them:
"Bankers, seize the whaling ship from the captain that owes you the money!"
But the bankers answered:
"No, we won't!"
Then the hen told them:
"Wait me here, bankers, I'll be back with a hacker, he'll break your code and rob your bank!"
So the hen came to a hacker and asked him:
"Hacker, rob that bank for me!"
But the hacker answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, hacker, I'll be back with the coin you invested in and I'll tell it to lower it's price!"
So the hen came to the coin and asked it:
"Coin, lower your price!"
But the coin answered:
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told to it:
"Wait me here, coin, I'll be back with @haejin and I'll ask him to say in his Steemit post that you are a shitcoin and nobody will invest in you!"
So the hen came to @haejin and asked him:
"@haejin, write in your post that this coin is a shitcoin!"
"No, I won't!"
Then the hen told him:
"Wait me here, @haejin, I'll be back with @berniesanders and I'll tell him to flag you!"
But @haejin answered:
So the hen came to @berniesanders and asked him:
"@berniesanders, flag haejin!"
"OK, I will!"
And @berniesanders answered:
So @berniesanders started flagging @haejin, @haejin started to write that the mentioned coin is a shitcoin, the coin lowered it's price, the hacker lost his money, so he robbed that bank, the bankers threatened to seize the whaler from the captain, so the captain decided to find the Big Whale and kill him. The Big Whale didn't know what to do, so he flagged @dumar022... And @dumar022 was forced to... well the hen got the fucking upvote and continued with spamming!
Thanks to my grandma for inspiration!
Some pretty resourceful HEN, also you gotta admire the lenghts this HEN goes through, all for a @dumar022 upvote. Well played, HEN, you deserve it!
Yes, it deserved it!
Hahahaha
Brave! Didn't expect nothing less from you!
Thank you!
Great post dear
Lol, kinda funny. ''THE HEN''
:)
Hahahahaha...
You got me to smile in 8days.
Lol...
I need the hen to talk to me
If you convince it to work for you, you'll be a winner
so there is argument fight going on between whale & spammner ?
berniesandersssssssssssssssss lol
:)
Damn, the chicken shit.
:))))
So the problem is all that damn hen
That’s it I am having chicken for dinner!!!!
I consider that too
Let’s have an eat chicken day in solidarity
Bankers say no to more money LoL
Ok. It seems like this story has a back story lol!!
dakle...vrh
Sad sam bas vidio video gdje pjevas na bloug od @exanime15, jebeno pjevas, jel imas kakvu studijsku verziju?
Okolo naokolo ovog linka mozes naci svasta
hahahahhahah legendo hrvata svaka cast. I ja repam samo kaj ne mogu se nazvat reperom jer nemam nikaj izbaceno nit imam fanove. Pratim tvoj rad od sada, ugodan si za usi i cijenim svakog repera jer puno mozganja treba da se smisli rima koja te tjera na razmisljanje.
Ovo "sve san pija samo nisan vode" stiglo iz svemira, jebeno stari :D
More reasons that I can count to NOT have flags.
I wonder if the picture is the husband of the HEN, im seeing a rooster... Or is it just me?
Im very much entertained here.
Haha, reading this made me visualize hen as a this annoying bold short guy from some low budget movie! Nice one :)
That's one well-connected hen lolol.
He just may need to be taken down....
Where my Alliance ninjas at?!?!?
(the sound of a storm of footsteps and swords unsheathing)
hahaha, nice 1, but I think @kimjongpoo should have his place in this post too!