A wife turns to her husband and says “I just made $500 with my second post on Steemit.”
The man turns to his wife and asks “why didn’t your first post make so much, and how do I join?”
The wife turns off the lights, gets naked with her husband, and puts an Al Gore mask on him and says “oh baby you're already on steemit."
https://steemit.com/minnowsunite/@enjar/is-greed-from-hf19-making-you-miserable