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If by "hug" you mean "set him on fire and roll him down a mountain of cactus plants", then yes, the dolphin should hug the spammer.

Nonono.! I mean hug... In tha face... With a chair
XD

YES! Dat's IT! Now you're talking some sense. Just make sure it's a high-velocity metal chair. No cushion or padding. It will make a nice >clang< on da spammer's face...