Funniest jokes, quotes and sayings part 1 by fj zameer

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Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean,
10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: "Nine.
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( 2) My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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(3) A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?
You see,
I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one
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Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that.
420 mosquitos commented on it.
210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event.
2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
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