I was going to say iron man suit, but you said that already and i realize iron man isn't even that cool.
Then Loki came to my mind, but still i don't need money to belike Loki. I just need to be very stupid and deceptive.
So I'll just rather buy some poop and send to everyone. FOR REAL!!!
Similar to Ship Your Enemies Glitter, Poop Senders has the same idea, except, you know, with real excrement rather than glitter. You can send a package anonymously to anyone, and there's even a "raunchy version" if you're serious about making a statement. Although it's not clear exactly what animal it comes from, the FAQ section of the site says the "mad scientist" visits the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. Must be pretty good business, because they even do bulk orders.
Yup.... bulk orders to y'all. Not geeky, but that'll do just fine
lol that is a shitty gift.