Here's to a little bit of humor and laughs before calling it a night (or day). Hope you enjoy this one.
In a toilet of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a department store:
)BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In a warehouse:
WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
In an office lunchroom in London:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
In a health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
In a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
At a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
In a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
On a leaflet:
IF YOU CAN'T READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
*All images courtesy of Pixabay.
Thanks for your time and visit. If you do happen to see any sign(s) that tell a story please feel free to write it down on the comments below. May you all have a pleasant and blessed weekend ahead.
Haha! You always share things that make one smile and lol! I like this
It's knew to me.
Clever and funny jokes :D
Glad you liked it. Thanks for dropping by.
Didn't get some of them but they're definitely funny! Hahahaha
Haha you made my day.
Happy to have been able to. Thanks for dropping in.
Ayaw nyo po mag #ulogs (^_^) https://steemit.com/ulog/@ulogs/daily-ulog-featured-posts-curation-and-the-emphasis-on-removing-barriers-to-entry
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Haha basta ONCE A DAY lang po yan parang Facebook status update kung ano ginawa o nakita/narinig/naamoy "MO" today. 😅