THE WORST GIFTS EVER - ARE YOU GIVING ONE OF THEM ?

Then you will be surprised with the gifts that I will quote, because they are the most misplaced gifts that "could never be given away".

Intimate Gifts:
It is perhaps common to give a friend as a joke this item, in fact they give them away in schools in sex education classes, however, imagine they ask you to open a surprise gift and suddenly pufff !!!, a couple of condoms ...
You do not know whether to laugh or ask the earth to swallow you, this is my advice, do not use this souvenir as a gift.

Another misplaced gift is to give away underwear (if you're not someone's partner or mom)
Imagine opening a gift and you realize that it is a "Brazilian thong that looks like dental floss", obviously the colors will go up in your face and there will be more than one interested in knowing what is in that gift (at least I would ask, jejeje) avoid embarrassment to the birthday boy or birthday girl and leave this gift in the drawer of oblivion.

Psychoactive Gifts

Gifts that you must give

I do not want to imagine the fact of opening a gift and realizing that it is a pipe for smoking grass and when I say Grass I do not mean tobacco or yerba mate or oregano, and that's not all, the worst is that the birthday boy is never in his lifetime! has tasted this type herbs (so to speak); I think it would be really funny to attend that birthday and see the faces of the parents watching their beloved son or daughter hold a pipe in two hands to smoke mariajuana hehehe, I hope it has not happened.

Gifts with Hidden Intentions

I'm sure you've seen this type of gift more than once, for example; when someone is given a mouthwash, it is because of the hidden intention behind that gift "That that person removes that dead odor of three days he has in his mouth."

When they give baby powder for feet, it's a direct message: "You have a cheap cheese factory under your ankles"

Another classic is to give deodorant, when they give this type of articles the idea is that people remove that "smell of wild armpit that manages to burn your nose when you pass near them", of course, the idea is not to say it, but it is to understand the hidden intentions.

When a woman is given an depilation machine, the message is "You are doing the competition to Santa Claus or you have more hair than my brother".

Antipersonal Gifts

Gifts that you should never give: These types of gifts are adapted in the 99% of cases to moms; imagine that it’s your moms birthday or mother's day and you think of giving her a special gift; then you look for something that will surprise you; you pack the gift that is big enough; and the so desired moment arrives when you gave it to your mother; she approaches, with the illusion that it is that beauty kit she had been waiting and always wanted; and when he starts to open the package, ¡¡¡chan chan!!!, she realizes that it is a set of pots ..... FAIL !!! without words ... I think you really surprised her; This is a way to kill the illusion of someone in a celebration, my suggestion, never give a gift to the home by passing it off as a personal gift.

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sultanmr (54) 7 years ago

You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress. In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a big stress already. You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you can't be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what the real stress is.