Lord Vader, you are too kind in mentioning me in your transmission. I won't tell anyone, but I think there's a chance that there is some good in you, but have no worry, I won't tell the 'farm boy.'
"This is Doug before he encountered the "animal lover"." Oh, I remember this moment as if it were way before I was born. But, my mere mortal parents have told me of this and of course, it was recorded on film, so I have watched it repeatedly. That 'farm boy,' What a hipocrite!
If you were to prepare me one of your delicious meals, then I would definitely have good in me.
Your parents have raised you to appreciate the Dark side. They have done you a great service. Your family's loyalty will be rewarded.