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I'm not sure what that is. Is it chunky? There's definately some kind of chunky stuff in this salad. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's pimento.

ah #@^&!!! Son of a biscuit eater!! All creativity just suddenly vacated my body into a puddle on the floor. Luckily, its a tile floor so easy clean-up.

I solved the puzzle anyway. It's those dried up bits of ketchup from the top of the bottle. She made me put those in a ziploc bag, "for later."