You don't own a toaster? How do you cook people before you eat them?
By the way, I don't have the same problems as you - I just don't get the curators in the first place. In fact, I can only think of one follower I've had for over a week who hasn't upvoted, commented on, or presumably looked at a single one of my last dozen posts.
Hmm... Now who could that be?
No accusations implied, I'm just kidding around