My God Sir,
How would you think such a thing, I am a very honest and humble Prince, much beloved in my country and world reknown for my honesty and humbleness. I do not know what this Craigslist is, we have no such thing in my country and only limited internet. I am almost out of my quota due to speaking so much with you honorable Sirs.
Please send me some Upvotes so that I am able to continue targeting worthy individuals such as yourself to share in my good fortune.
Yours Truely,
Prince Pen E. Guin.