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Dear Fiend,
please walk the plank!

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I may have only one good eye, but I'm not blind. Do ye really think Good Ol' Rummy Tum Tummy would do somethin' that loses money? There be riches aplenty to be gained if ye play it smart like this pirate did. But by all means, keep insulting me intelligence. Y'er'll be walkin' the plank fer sure, ye scurvy landlubber.

I'll promote me hard work however I please, because I, unlike some naysayers (wink), actually put work into me writin'. If that causes ye ire, ye can shove right off.