This story had so many good elements to it.
We know what those cashiers are like... I've gotten them too. I've done things like put down lasagna noodles, ground beef, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese.
Ahh! Lasagna tonight she says.
Really? Is that what you're having I ask?
No you are!
I am?
Oh, I bought the lasagna noodles because they were on sale. The hamburger is because we're making some homemade ones and freezing the patties.
Actually tonight, we're making homemade pizza, and I already have the dough rising at home, and pepperoni in the fridge.
"oh" they say.
....but really... do we need to have these discussions?
But your story trumps mine by far. I loved the pseudo-romantic evening you were having.
Now all you needed to freak out that cashier even more, would be to put down something strange, like a spiked dog collar and leash and she would have fainted. :)
Busy bodies... gotta love them. :)
This is one of the many reasons why the lines are so long at Walmart too lol :D
"Spiked dog collar/leash" - yes, next time I find myself in a similar awkward situation, why not go for it lol XD