Lord Vader, if you can spare some time from your Ewok hunting, or whatever else you do to celebrate notable events, we will be glad to join you in celebrating the Earth anniversary of your arrival on Steemit.
I believe I will celebrate the occasion today by using your digital representation to hunt Ewoks in a game we have called Star Wars: Battlefront II. Alas, I cannot hunt the real thing.
Training is essential. I may need to call upon you to use your skills if we decide to take your land in order to breed delicious Ewoks.
Issue me a good blaster and it's a deal.
Are you right or left handed?
Aren't blasters ambidextrous? Surely your galaxy and its battery-powered energy weapons don't require such concerns...
You forget that my boss is a complete moron!
https://steemit.com/til/@lordvader/til-why-my-dimwit-stormtroopers-cannot-hit-a-freaking-thing-with-their-blasters
Any chance it can be adapted to the near-universal AR-15 lower receiver? I can get my hands on one of those.
And by "universal" I obviously mean "the NATO-influenced portion of planet Earth"