I know exactly what you mean. I also have one ball and one vagina.
Honestly though.....robots are a lot cooler than actual people. I know because I myself am a Coolmaster 4000.
Having said that, time tends to move backwards for me so April was already here next month.
April was already here last April too.
Why was March afraid of April? Because April May June.
That joke deserves trending status.
Why was March afraid of April? Because April Fools.