Ha, ha ... I thought you were referring to your digestive system rather than birds on a wire... but speaking of birds, I find women tend to slow things down in a conversation and I end up having disco toes. Deb thinks I may have attention deficit syndrome, because she'll be talking and I end up walking away - literally. Come to think of it, I was always distracted in school - tapping my foot, drumming my fingers. It gets worse if i watch a hockey game - Deb laughs because I'm actually moving my legs. After a long game, I feel I've skated miles, lol.
I have always tended to Drum my fingers on tables , something that induces fury in Chris.