Getting Served Divorce Papers: Common Reactions

in #funny7 years ago


No one ever thinks they will be served divorce papers (unless you're Charlie Sheen). It therefore represents an opportunity for some off-the-cuff responses to a lawyer serving them to you. How would you react? Take a look at some common reactions and see if they fit your personality.

  • What the fuck?
  • Holy fuck!
  • Holy shit!
  • That's real shit.
  • Wait, I was married?
  • But, the children...
  • But, the dogs...
  • But, the sperm we froze...
  • Don't you love me anymore?
  • Who gets custody of our French tickler shaped like Winnie the Pooh?
  • You found out about me and the nanny? No? Oh, nevermind.
  • Well, I guess I deserve this. (Ah, that's the one)
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That's some real shit

would be our match