The Mad Pooper Of Colorado Springs

in #funny7 years ago

This lady gives a new meaning to the phrase " On The Run ", as it is reported she takes her usual jog and her usual pooping session. She is dubbed " The Mad Pooper Of Colorado Springs ".

When I first read about this story, it was more hysterical than gross, but the story at the time wasn't completely accurate. I read one article that stated the jogger would nonchalantly defecate as she jogged down a quiet suburban street. Once the story started catching media coverage, it began to fill in all the missing pieces.

Cathy Budde, a victim of the unidentified " Mad Pooper " called the police and informed them that a lady has been relieving herself in her front yard for an estimated time of 7 weeks. Budde also went on to tell police that her children have actually caught the jogger squatting in their front yard defecating.

Whether this story humors you or disgusts you, we have to take into consideration that this individual may not know what they are doing. It's not certain if the individual has mental health issues, or issues similar to. However, reports say, since the call to authorities, the " Mad Pooper " hasn't had a bowel movement in front of Cathy Budde's home. It was stated that Cathy Budde " begged " police to make her stop.

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so funny. it's great. sir can i get a upvote from u?

wat dat me smell, somebody jus poop!

For the individual to stop having a bowel movement in front of the courtyard after being confronted by the authorities, I wish to say she's mentally stable. This is because after this confrontation , there haven't been any record of subsequent bowel movement in front of Cathy's courtyard.

hehe that was something really different :D

Maybe she identifies as a dog

Wow I'm genuinely speechless ! Instantly you'd be shocked as to why are you doing this ?! As you say there's more to the eye more than likely as we can't overlook mental health issues. It has an element of humour to it but more gross to be honest 😂
Thanks for sharing @joseph it's amazing what people get up to hey ?!

I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted, but I do know this is going to be a featured topic in my radio show tonight..

Seems like a good opportunity to sell Porta-Johns.

This reminds me of that infamous Paula Radcliffe London marathon moment. Someone get this women a pooper scooper

Just awesome.
Thanks for share.

Exercise Can Help with Constipation, lmao!

This story is both hilarious and gross! haha

Thank you for sharing

This is disgusting.

LOLLLLL NAILED IT BRO

I am not sure what to make of this story! I guess You gotta go when you gotta go never rings truer in this instance!

I find it odd that it was in front of the same house. Maybe she is using a pre-workout drink that doesn't sit well with her stomach.

lol, yeah that is plausible. But doesn't explain why it is always in front of the same house. I guess we will never know.

Or she is the woman scorned. Maybe the husband had an affair.

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On the run for the runs

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Lololllololol the mad pooper. Classic.

Fantastic post!

I read your article well. That's a lot of help to me. Thank you.

Never laughed so hard in my life

Well all that bouncing from the jogging has got to have made everything all ready to come out

lol. wtf.

Funny!! Good post

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I wonder who she voted for? lol

Well, no matter what, every single individual in this planet has "it" inside their bodies :)

I would say that she has issue's foe sure...

Well, sometimes you just have too poop.

the one with the cute dog is hilarious, perfect for a cover photo lol

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Won't deny that it was hillarious when I first read it, but you can't help but think what goes on in someone's head to actually do this. Awesome post though, haha!

I was just in Colorado last month and the weed is strong it could have people doing some crazy stuff hahaaaa

Maybe it's some kind of ritual to summon the poop-demon, and she need to repeat it 13 times, scattering her sacred poop in certain places around the house, in the form of poop-pictogram. Maybe we should not laugh O_o

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