Different Kinds Of People On Steemit

in #funny6 years ago

Steemit is a world of its own. With people from different continents joining this platform, it's a mix of different kinds of people.
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Some may blend and flow with the tide, but there are others who would find it really difficult to fit in no matter what.

I've heard talks likes, "Steemit isn't just my thing", "Steemit favors this or that set of people", bla bla bla....

So, after being on this platform for well over 6 months, I can at least tell the different kinds of people we have on the Steem blockchain.
You may fall into one or more of these categories.
Disclaimer: This post wasn't created to castigate or laugh at anyone. Whatever category you fall into doesn't make you bad in any way.
This is purely just for the fun of it.

Now that I've cleared the air, let's begin.

1. The Post Promoters

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These are the set of people who solely rely on Bots for boosting their posts. You'll see them awake at odd hours, checking steembottracker every time they want to make a post. You'll likely find their frequently visited site to be the site for tracking bots.
While others are sleeping, they're awake trying to find out which bot would work and which wouldn't.
You'll see their posts raking in a few $ than yours and check to see who voted only to find out all votes came from the likes of: appreciator, jerrybanfield, upme, upmewhale, buildawhale, etc.

2. The Socializers

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The socializers are the set of Steemians who are known almost everywhere for their comments. They comment on almost every person's post with the intent of building a relationship. They do not make shitty or spammy comments but make meaningful, and heartfelt comments that will touch the hearts of the reader. Have you ever seen a chain of comments on Steemit by one person and the other? They not only make comments, but they sustain it. Sometimes, it is almost difficult to get out of the converstaion as they know how to keep you locked down to your gears, replying them and they replying you.

3. The Lone Wolfs

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The Lone Wolfs are those set of Steemians who have no friends. They make posts and perhaps get nothing, they make no comments, neither do they upvote anyone's post. All their vote goes to them.
I actually almost didn't think these set of people exist on the steem blockchain until I found one. He has over 1000 SP, makes about 3 posts in a day and upvotes himself at a 100% always. All his votes were gotten from him alone, and none goes out.
These set of people are kinda secluded. They do better alone than in groups perhaps.

4. The Magic Wanderers

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Okay, so I just had to add this....These are people who believe that after making a post, magic upvotes will rush in immediately.
They believe that all they need to do is create a stunning, killer and quality post, sit back and relax....and the votes come gushing in from 'em big whales without doing anything to attract them.
Seriously, I was in this category of persons before, a magic wanderer is what I choose to call them.
Well, magic still does happen on Steemit. Doesn't it?

5. The Ass Lickers

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So I made a post some days back about Arse licking On Steemit, you can actually read it to get more insight on the subject matter. The ass/arse lickers are those set of people pride in licking arses. You can see them frolicking the top guys, whales all in a bid to get favour. They are not out to make a relationship like the socializers but are only for their personal gain. The difference between an outright arse licker and a socializer is that the socializer thrives to build a relationship while the arse licker is only concerned about himself and his pocket/wallet.

So basically, these are just my usual funny and weird definition of the different kinds of people we have on Steemit from my personal experience.

What other kinds/set of people have you found out on Steemit that is not included in my list.
Please feel free to share in the comments.

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Lol I love the post, interesting and funny at the same time

Lol, I'm glad you love it
Thanks ma'am

OMG! This is funny 😂😂😂
Especially the lone wolfs and my dislike for the ass—lickers ehn...

Socializing is my thing...
But sometimes too much socializing can be irritating and paint a desperation picture.

Nice one! 👍👍👍😂😂😂

Lol
Socializing gang 👍👍👍😂😂😂

Thanks much dear

Ass lickers and lone wolfs cracked the life out of me. Lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny indeed. Long time babe.

Yaay 💃💃
My number one babe is back 😘
Good to have you back dear. 💕
So which number are you na.....😜

I'm presently in the #1 category cause of the present market which favours bidding. Sure, you did a good job.

Hahaha
Of course, you were one of the persons that came to mind while writing the number 1 😂😂

Nice article! I've metamorphosed on the Steemit platform and gone through almost categories except for the bot guys.

I like the picture of the magic wanderer because of the series from which it came...

Lol
Your own type of person is probably all weather....
Hahaha

I just found out another type.
A subsequent series may come out

😂 😂 😂... Na wa oo, should I be happy or sad now?

I think there should be a part 2, 3,4... to this. It hasn't really captured all. I can't see where I fit in here. Perhaps, something like

The weather rider

Who comes and be all over steemit, then goes off like steemit never existed. He's always on and off.

Hehehe
Now that you talk about it, I think I might do a second part.
I found 2 other types of people on Steemit yesterday and a third one today from you.

Lol,thanks

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Great post. Personally, I think you are missing a few still:

  • The cop: spent most of his/her voting power on flagging down spammers, ass lickers and sometimes post promoters (a name I feel is to kind for these platform destroyers)
  • The curator: Posts very little, upvotes great content early for curation rewards, resteems great content and/or writes posts that are about great content they found.
  • The switcher: Started out as blogger on other platform. Has a large or even huge following outside of steemit. Has little interests in expanding audience within steemit community but focusses on trying to get his/her existing following to join steemit.

Wow Pibara, you just gave me a complete new list that is gonna be added to my part 2 of this post.
Thanks

on yensesa curation show...enjoying your images very much...great post

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