Gosh, @aliraxa, thank you for your kind words! I actually started this business last July, if you can believe it - it takes a loooooong time to get to the point where I can invoice with the kind of work I'm doing (we have to create something first which generates some income - then we're all happy). So glad you found this post funny. I needed to write it or I might have suffered from a sarcasm abscess!!
I wish Steemit would let us know when we mention somebody. I don't even know where to see mentions. Seriously, if I gave you any inspiration then I am honoured >curtsies<. Keep on writing! 😃😃
Honestly I don't have good writing skills like you but if it's easy for you, I want you to go through my intro post once and give me some recommendation there if it's easy for you.
Disclaimer: It's the only post on my blog so you are free from scrolling down ;-)