Vegas

in #funny • 8 years ago

When I used to go to Vegas, I would convince drunk people I was famous, so they would buy me drinks. It didn't always work though. Like this one time I found some people and they're like "so what do you do for a living" and I'm like "you ever seen Pulp Fiction"? And they're like "you were in it?!"

No. I directed it. I'm Quentin Tarantino.

Those are the times it doesn't work for me.

#joke #omg #wtf #vegas
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