"Also, if hummingbirds are a legal form of tender, what's the conversion on hummingbirds to bitcoin? asking for a friend...."
I have to give you an honest answer here and tell you that the hummingbird:bitcoin ration floats against the daily market prices.
When it's not floating...it's soaring.
Get it...because...
Wouldn't it be hovering?? I mean if we're talking about the sea-bird to bitcoin ratio then totally. But just be sure to wear ear-plugs...