Unsophisticated population - I blame those iPhones! - Could you use your tractor beam on the Death Star to withdraw them all from earth so people can use their bloody brains again! Thanks mate.
100 posts, phatty bud in the pipe and I find this? Totally gotta approve and give my upvotes. Trade you some flowers to learn the force choke? Bi@tches love that, and smiley face.
A fun scout song that goes back and forth throughout camp> each group sings louder...
" You can't have my little red wagon! The back wheel is off and the axle is dragging! "
It's a rather epic song! Very funny to see those who have never been to camp have no idea why this song is being chanted in the woods. Or across the mess haul as folks prepare to eat.
It is young ones expressing them selves in a metaphoric state, causing fear and confusion. Kind of skills of the Dark Lord of the Sith. Very funny to see adult engineers have no idea why the song is being sung or yelled, but excited buy the enthusiasm it brings people.
Or the better plot is to divide your forces in two and sit at opposite ends of the mess hall. One side same team yells, "you can't have my little red wagon!!" the other team stands and shakes their fist like they are mad and yells, " the back wheel is off and the axle is dragging".
If done proper before you know it other groups on the sides of the room join in and those who started the uproar sit back and watch the earthquake they created. It is always fun to make a mess hall shake with a roar prior to feeding time.
I hope you enjoyed this story of the little red wagon. A close guard secret, now out to the world. How did I do for my first writing?
Some of us understand non-linear time.
Yes. I recall you attempting to explain the fluidity of the timeline. I appreciate your efforts. Your loyalty to the Empire shall not be forgotten.
Unsophisticated population - I blame those iPhones! - Could you use your tractor beam on the Death Star to withdraw them all from earth so people can use their bloody brains again! Thanks mate.
Oh so those have arrived. Those were sent by the Empire to begin the mind erasing.
Well please come and tractor beam these f- wits, as they are ready for collection at Collection Point V - V for Vader's zombies!!
100 posts, phatty bud in the pipe and I find this? Totally gotta approve and give my upvotes. Trade you some flowers to learn the force choke? Bi@tches love that, and smiley face.
@ganjafarmer st1d!
Perhaps you would enjoy this.
https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/where-have-i-been
Awesome I will tweet this out shortly:)
Edit: here it is:
Thank you for your continued support of the Empire.
You are always welcome :)
#starwars
Disclaimer: I am just a bot trying to be helpful.
You crack me up dude! Keep up the good work.
I too find your planet's lack of technology extremely amusing.
It's all just timey wimey. Sounds like you need a Doctor
As long as its not this one
This is the before picture. In the after picture, he has 50% fewer hands.
He keeps that other one in a jar
Excellent! Could you start with this one?
You have to start somewhere. But I assure you, I will fix all of your wagons!!!!
A fun scout song that goes back and forth throughout camp> each group sings louder...
" You can't have my little red wagon! The back wheel is off and the axle is dragging! "
It's a rather epic song! Very funny to see those who have never been to camp have no idea why this song is being chanted in the woods. Or across the mess haul as folks prepare to eat.
It is young ones expressing them selves in a metaphoric state, causing fear and confusion. Kind of skills of the Dark Lord of the Sith. Very funny to see adult engineers have no idea why the song is being sung or yelled, but excited buy the enthusiasm it brings people.
Or the better plot is to divide your forces in two and sit at opposite ends of the mess hall. One side same team yells, "you can't have my little red wagon!!" the other team stands and shakes their fist like they are mad and yells, " the back wheel is off and the axle is dragging".
If done proper before you know it other groups on the sides of the room join in and those who started the uproar sit back and watch the earthquake they created. It is always fun to make a mess hall shake with a roar prior to feeding time.
I hope you enjoyed this story of the little red wagon. A close guard secret, now out to the world. How did I do for my first writing?
How do you explain this?
https://steemit.com/story/@burnthamsterpub/fuck-darth-vader
Thank you for your loyalty and for bringing this to my attention. It will be dealt with I assure you.