You're really funny.
8 years ago in #funny by lordvader (69)
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After Kenobi says the shots that killed the Jawa were too accurate for sandpeople and must have been stormtroopers we never see them hit anything!
No wonder the rebels keep winning :)
My old master Kenobi though that was funny. He was ... what do you call it? "Trolling" me. He knows damn well my bucket heads suck. He was being sarcastic. Its not enough that he took my freaking legs, he has to make fun of me for my boss's failings? What a jerk. I am going to ghost him some day.
Haha the "stormtroopers after a fun day of paintball" pic had me in stitches
Yes if it wasn't so costly to the Empire, their ineptitude would be hilarious.
I'm sure that soon we will all have personal 3D printers, costing several hundreds of thousands of dollars, so we can "print" those helmets instead.
@shayne
I thought you are going to print 3d printers to print people to print them.
Sounds too much like "cloning". I hate clones.
You should print a shield generator.
You may just be even funnier than all the inhabitants of our planet put together!?! No, not maybe, you are!
Thanks for the laughter, again and again and again. Namaste :)
I am glad you can see the humor in your fellow inhabitants' failings.
In theory, you could remedy your boss's "left-handed blaster" debacle by adding a shoulder-braced stock. Just a bit of a wire loop is all it needs to be. And then train your troopers to properly aim them like rifles. Presto! You have accuracy. Then add a little strip of fabric (or Ewok hide) for a sling, and they don't have to awkwardly carry the blasters in their left hands either!
I'd be willing to supply the Empire with this upgrade kit for a reasonable fee.
Obviously the helmets are still a problem, buy they could be left off anyway.
I appreciate your ingenuity. Unfortunately I have learned that my boss will somehow screw this up. He would make the wire loop too short or make it out of some sort of flimsy or flammable material.
That is why I offered to supply these materials instead of you worrying about internal issues.
Sorry to be only in portuguese... but this is amazing...
This is another version... new world attempts...
In any language, I am awesome.
The buyers may be dumb. But that one guy that SOLD the helmets - now that one is as sharp as a laser sword!
Yes. Perhaps I should recruit him to raise the funds needed to purchase an exhaust port cover.
I thought you would say that. It is a real trauma for you.
O_O
You are correct.
Had to comment after this! Lol 😂
Thank you. He is the worst.
haha
It's too bad that the armor of your troops are laser magnets
Maybe if they wore them inside out they could deflect the blaster shots instead of attract them?
That is a very interesting idea. Do not let the Emperor hear you. He will do the exact opposite and find some way to make it worse. Perhaps he would have the blaster bolts generate inside the armor and directed at the wearer. I wouldn't put anything past that idiot.
nice....your post deserve upvote and resteem....
Yes it does.
hahaha....will always support your posts...
mmmmh that's funny (I am sure I am not original at all with my comment) :D
But you are accurate. Accuracy counts. That is why those bucket heads are so detestable. No accuracy at all.
Accuracy and precision, actually. We indeed need both!
I hear vaporizing is one of the best and healthiest ways to consume planets, @lordvader.
Of course we are funny – we are created like that!
Your maker has succeeded.
OK, you got me. Although the entire premise is ridiculous, I had to upvote you because it would be a travesty not to. However, your post will not deter me from picking up a set of Jedi robes on my next Disney trip....so there!
Sith robes are far more impressive. Most impressive.
Very funny!
Yes. Your people are amusing.
@lordvader , there's still good in you.
There is tons of "awesome" in me... not sure about "good" though.
awesome is good ;)
Upvoted, my Lord - and may The Farce Be With You.
I believe it is strong with me.
Paintball..... WAY too funny!
Yes they are terrible at it. I don't knwo what my boss was thinking.
I like your post, your seem to be a "Good Fella"! Every time I see a Star Wars meme, I'm going to bust out laughing before even reading the meme.
Interesting choice of a compliment. A "Good Fella" indeed. I wonder what that is?
Assumed the "You think I'm funny" was the speech by Joe Pesci in the movie "Good Fellows"?
Hmmm "Goodfellas". Joe Pesci. Never heard of them. Are they popular on your planet?
O Laud!.....All this for Starwars?🤔
Yes. Your people seem almost obsessed with that documentary.
😊😃😃....Lord Vader, i like it moderately your secetary Vera can testify to that😋
Vera is the most infallible resource in the galaxy. If she says it, it must be true.
She gotta say it Lord Vader!
You're a funny guy!
This is how I react inside to every one of my boss's ideas.
But... what about Luke?! ;) Like your post! Since of humor is all we should all share those times! :)
Luke whines too much.
Ladies and Gentleman's Father of the Year!! :D
@lordvader are you related or do you know @darth-azrael who is he to you?
What is your plans for steemit domination.
Darth-Azrael and my interests happen to align. We are not exactly allies, but we will work together to reach those common goals.
I am going to be watching both of you to see what happens to the galaxy @lordvader and @darth-azrael
If you do anything out of line I will turn into a Jedi or maybe you have to do something cool to swoon me over to the darkside.
I am still undecided which way to go myself.
Everything I do is cool.
ha ok darkside it is. you convinced me I never knew you played the guitar @lordvader who else is in your band? Do you have a record company with artists?
https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/how-the-light-side-vs-dark-side-beef-really-started
https://steemit.com/funny/@lordvader/some-of-you-have-inquired-about-what-i-did-after-that-harpy-broke-up-the-band
Yes your people are very funny.
That is a very interesting piece of art.
Thank you I kinda used the force.
Hilarious. Upvote and Follow
Thank you.
I've seen you do very good post congratulations, follow me and help me please
Maybe the cost of the helmets are subsidized by the government making them cheaper than competitive helmets?