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RE: 24 Hour Contest! What Would A Robot Spend Crypto On?

in #funny6 years ago

Lol I don’t really know what the robots will spend money on when they conquer the world, but for now you don’t have to spend money on such a robot. Otherwise, you will have scandals in the family

The couple bought a parent tutor with a built-in lie detector, and decided to try it. Just then their son came from school.

  • Where have you been? - asked the father.
    “I was late at school after school,” the son answered.
    The robot slapped him upside the head.
  • Yeah! - Pretty father said. - Now tell the truth!
  • Well ... my friends and I watched porn ...
    “You see,” the father said, giving his son another baton,
  • Parents always need to tell the truth! For example, I never lied to my parents!
    The robot comes up to his father and gives him two slaps, but such that he could barely stand on his feet.
    Mother, rolling with laughter, remarks:
  • Be nice to him, this is, after all, YOUR son!
    The robot silently strikes her in the jaw.