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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
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