This is what happens when you ask the wrong Photoshop guy for help... Good skills though.
1. Can you make my friend in the middle the same height as us?
2. Can you make it look like I'm fighting the goose?
3. Can you make my mum young?
4. Can you please make my head look less round?
5. Can you erase the trash can from the picture?
6. Can you make my boyfriend rich?
7. Can you photoshop my ex boyfriend out of this?
Credit for the 'photoshops' goes to James Fridman