#DryJokes

in #funny6 years ago

A man receives a phone call from his docter.
The docter says, "I have some good news and bad news".
The man says, " Ok, give me the good news first".
The docter says, The good news is, you have 24 hours to live".
The man replies: " Oh no!! If thats the good news, then whats the bad news?".
The docter says, " The bad news is , I forgot to call you yesterday."