Shark

in #funny7 years ago

Everyone wanted to know my opinion about the shark. Here it is, unable to hide it already, and I can confess that I hated the hour when I ordered this fish ...
So, all in order.

I ordered the shark, in anticipation of an exotic dinner, my husband brought her lunch from the store. But by the evening it looked like an ice block, and did not want to melt at all, and I decided to put it in a vacuum bag in the fridge on the shelf, so that it would be defrosted for a day and finally fry it in the evening.
In the evening it turned out that the fish had been completely defrosted! BUT filled the entire refrigerator with blood and terrible stinky juice.
I fried fish, and I had to wash the refrigerator. Opinion about the fish fact of "leakage" spoiled.
The fish itself is delicious, but we expected more, honestly. All the fish liked, of course, but the story did not end there ...
The refrigerator continued to stink, on the weekend it was completely unfrozen, including a freezer. Rinse thoroughly with soda and spices. Treat all with lavender oil and put a freshener there.
Further more! The smell did not leave us.
We once again unfrozen the refrigerator, then again, then again and again. Already with the extension of the refrigerator to the middle of the kitchen and the analysis of the bottom panel ... The liquid zatekla under the refrigerator, settled in his glands and in his womb ...
The smell did not leave us !!!! We have already rushed to the Internet for advice, it turned out we have the most difficult case: the liquid from the fish zatekla for the refrigerator walls, in those places where you can not get to and the prospect of replacing the refrigerator became more and more real.
And yesterday my husband made the last attempt, we completely freed the refrigerator, put it on its side, and a 9% solution of vinegar washed it all, unscrewed everything that can be unscrewed, washed everything that can be washed. And they took syringes! And they began watering vinegar under pressure to wash his belly: to direct into the toooonenka hole between the outer wall of the refrigerator and the inside.
So we "rested" for three hours, we rubbed each object in the refrigerator with a solution of vinegar, and the apartment already resembled a jar of cucumbers for the presence of vinegar essence vapors. But we did not give up! More precisely, my husband did not give up, because this operation was once again conducted by him, well, I there certainly "helped", interfering under my feet ...
We collected the refrigerator back, started it, pushed it back, and stuffed it with food, now we do not know ...
Do we have to change the refrigerator or not? That's such a wonderful story happened to us with a shark!20151026_154622.jpg

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