I'm married.
And I'm faithful.
I do have a lover, though.
Calm down, it's not what you think.
But I do sneak around with him. He does satisfy me in a way that nothing else seems to be able to do. And good god, he's delicious. I defy any woman out there to be able to resist his charms.
I could go on, but, I think the comic can explain better than me...
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